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ZX Spectrum 25 years

25 years ago, on April 23, 1982, Sir Clive Sinclair introduced the world to your new computer, the ZX Spectrum . It seems like yesterday ... that old are some ....

Anyway, coinciding with the anniversary page One Man and His Mic dedicated to publishing podcasts retro computer music has been updated at last The podcast dedicated to the ZX Spectrum: Spec-tacular! , we had been waiting since December last year.
The author of the podcast, Kenz, told me he liked one of my remixes of music from Spectrum for inclusion in the podcast, namely that of LED Storm, but interestingly at the end did not include this remix, but to Zanthrax and another over Tribute to ZX Spectrum: The Short Circuit of .

Inglés : 25 years ago, in April 23th 1982, Sir Clive Sinclair historical shows new computer to the world: the ZX Spectrum . To

celebrate this anniversary a podcast called One Man and His Mic has been finally updated with a new long awaited podcast: Spec-tacular! . We were looking forward this show since last year.

The podcast's author, Kenz, told me he liked one of my Spectrum music remixes to include it in the podcast, specifically the LED Storm one, but finally he hasn't included this remix, but the Zanthrax one and the Short Circuit One , both from the ZX Spectrum Tribute .

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Trip to London (and V)

Y por fin, el último capítulo de la crónica de este viaje...

31. Last Day: Sunday

The bus for the airport we had it at 13:15 so you do not have much time to see things. We decided to have breakfast there and then go see the changing of the guard Buckingham Palace. But there was another problem, the hotel room had to leave at 11:00 so we would have to go pulling the bags or leave them somewhere. The other English that was in the hotel told us that they had asked the girls if they could leave their luggage at reception and they said yes, so we did the same.
left our luggage in a tiny room that had below, next to chair, and said that would collect about 12:30.

We went to breakfast in the first place we saw, one called Paninis, where I first tried maple syrup (maple syrup). I put it on a waffle, and tastes like syrup, very sweet. It was good, but cloying.

32. Change Bukingham Palace Guard arrived to

Buking ham over half an hour before the scheduled time for the changing of the guard (the 11:30), and yet everything was petadísimo people. As we were not sure where to arrive and the royal guards and enter the palace where we put a bit where We catch. José Luis and Ana were separated from us and stood near the main gate of the palace gate. Others stayed near the cord along the street.
After a while came a group of royal guards playing musical instruments, and entered through a side door. They were doing maneuvers within the precincts of the palace, but it was almost impossible to approach the gate and we did not want to lose site that we had taken, so Diego and I only approach we could to take pictures, raising the camera above their heads.
Then came another group divided into 2, some with musical instruments and other weapons. They passed us and entered the palace on the other side door. We could not see what was inside, but they played a very beautiful style music soundtrack of James Bond. Just
our side was a group of boys and girls who could not stop talking in a language that we do not do to identify. Diego asked at the end and were Portuguese. Funny, did not sound to Portuguese .... is with different accents depending on what part of Portugal to which they belong.

Like the changing of the guards had little to do and was approaching the moment of collecting the bags, we were taking a little walk to the hotel, picked up the luggage, we said goodbye to the girls and went to Victoria Station.


33. Bus to airport and return to Spain.

Italian bus trip said something to the bus picked up for return in the same place we stopped at a stop in the street next to Victoria Station. Us stand there and wait, and as given at 13:15 and did not arrive, José Luis came into the station to ask and it was inside. Thank goodness you asked.

We had to go in haste because they were already to go, and we had to sit apart, in the seats were free.

A while after we arrived at the airport and luggage bill. A José Luis this time is spent on weight, have gotten the gifts, so tube to pay 11 pounds in another counter that was out there.

And little more is there to tell. We ate at the airport, at a site of sandwiches, José Luis and I ate a cheesecake with blueberries in a Starbucks, buy a souvenir more in the little shops around there and finally came time to board.
We went through the scanner and both Jose Luis and me, but the arc blew us, frisked us and made us to show the soles of shoes. We would face from terrorists. Elena made her shoes. After accessing the gate I asked if it took some liquid in hand luggage, and finally arrived at the gate. In

Stansted airport to pass the lower gate by an escalator and you get to a place where you catch a train. I think the train makes two stops, one for doors from 1 to Nosecuantos, and the other from the Nosecuantos to the last. My sister told me that had to be careful not to miss your stop because then it was difficult to go back, but in this case we were going down in the second so there was no problem.

finally boarded the plane after take-off and we got to play Mario Kart on the Nintendo DS. As José Luis Diego and they forgot to charge the battery ran out to play. Diego ran out of battery after turning on Console and José Luis if he could play for a while, but ended up staying out (thank goodness, because I was winning: D)
José Antonio and I were playing alone, first in Mario Kart and then to Bomberman, until we almost arrived. Getting to Almeria
enjoy a little of the views out the windows and finally landed ...

And nothing more to say .... FIN .

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Trip to London (IV)

24. Third day: Saturday

For a change and rest of eggs we decided to get up a little later and our roll breakfast elsewhere. We were at 9 at the door of the hotel and as we thought to go see the Museum of Science and Natural History we took a train to Kensington idea to have breakfast there. Apparently, Kensington, not only the most expensive neighborhood in London but throughout the country, and we got up in a French cafe, called Paul, which left us too cheap breakfast for what might have been.

25. Breakfast at Paul and the issue of the paper
the premises
We José Luis and I understand English with which we attended, he asked me if I wanted coffee "small" or "large", I asked "large" thinking that the small would be very peq ueñito but goes ... the small was normal, and the large horn was a soup bowl that appeared last night to José Antonio. The others came up with a waitress to speak broken English, so he understood more easily.
Leaving our trays to the tables on the terrace, was among them some of these standing stoves, outdoor, and had to move carefully to avoid tripping. I spent well but stumbled Diego and all his request went to the floor, the dishes to pieces. But people in the cafeteria and served rolled up a new order at no charge ... point for them.
must say it was all very well, and after egg and bacon are both appreciated a change in the menu.
take to make a paragraph on paper mills London: We note that it is really hard to find bins on the street. In Kensington if there were more, but elsewhere you walk miles and not see a single one. We are very Formica as we were keeping the brochures they gave us everywhere in the street to find one where you throw, but most of the time came with us to the hotel. I guess it's because the British are so disciplined that if they are trash and throw things happening on the ground, and keep them until they find one. In Spain they have to get one every 10 meters and yet, as we have to walk 2 steps to get there, chances are that the paper or whatever ends up in the soil.
Anyway, there were places where you found enough trash on the floor, but it may well be of tourists who swarmed everywhere.

26. The Museum of Science

We arrived at the Museum of Science, which for me and the rest of the guys was one of the best places we visited. We stayed there all day without thinking twice, but women were bored and did not stop to give the rod to go to see the Camdentown market. Overall, we had to see the museum pass. At least we get some tickets for a movie lsa in the IMAX that was in the museum, and as missing more than an hour to start, took the opportunity to see everything we could and got on a simulator of the kind that you get in and show you a video of a trip by car or roller coaster, or spacecraft ... the pileup while you wiggle in all directions. First we got one that went in pairs, where Jose Luis and Ana chose a trip to Egypt. My girlfriend and I chose a few cars on the whole milk by a road and I left there almost ready to vomit.
After we got all together into one big where we could go all out, that was a rollercoaster ride. We were sitting in the back two rows, while the front were some Englishmen. During the trip, we did not stop bawling, and front-mu said nothing, as if it did not go with them. And that went with a boy about 8 or 9 years. The English make clear our presence wherever we go: D
And it was time for IMAX. When we arrived, but still more than 20 minutes before the session began and there was a queue. We got to the queue, but Diego, Ana and Elena had taken to the streets to smoke, and almost came when we played in, skipping the entire queue to be with us and causing some outrage in some of those behind.
After climbing lots of stairs we the movies, we got our 3D glasses and watched a movie on the sea floor (Deep Sea), very spectacular and ecological message. I had never seen a movie in IMAX 3D, and the truth is that the effect is well achieved.
Then the women went out to the street to meet us entertained us a bit more watching the store inside the museum, where they sell a lot of curious devices, such as objects that can get into the water where you cook an egg, or pasta , and change color to tell you when they are ready. Or a boomerang with 3 points that are supposed to throw it away like you always throw it back to the hand. Or a small plane to also return to your hand to throw ... As we hurry because women were waiting outside, we could not calmly watch all the things I had. I bought a gadget that was on a table next to a pile of pens of all kinds, which was written that was a Rainbow Pen, and as my girlfriend collects pens thought you'd like. Then it turned out that pen had only the form, as it was a chismecito with multicolored lights that were lit to give a button, but did not have to write at any site (or I'm so clumsy I still have not figured out how to open it .) Yet my girlfriend liked it.
Camdentown if I wanted to not give us time to visit the Museum of Natural History and we had to leave for another occasion. And we went to the Metro to go to Camdentown.

27. Camdentown

In Camdentown there are several streets lined with shops selling clothes and boots for punks and goths, accessories and paraphernalia varied, as well as positions where you can find CDs of electronic music (I listened to one that was most of the time a couple chord with one of the presets Z3ta + rhythmic synthesizer that people have nose).
also saw posts where they sold magic mushrooms, San Pedro cactus balloons and laughing gas.
As we were starving some place to eat, and to put us down a side street we spotted a lot of food stalls, kiosks and attached to each other, Chinese food, Mexican, crepes .... Some pebbles
we called my girlfriend and my offer to try a few pieces of chicken, which were really good, and they said they could prepare some of these aluminum trays where they lay takeout Chinese noodles, rice, and 2 types of chicken all together, by 3.5 pounds each. With a tray of these and a Diet Coke (it's like there to call Coke Light) ate the world of good. And the rest of us followed suit, except that he did Elena gracefully food from these positions.
For dessert, Ana and I bought a Nutella and banana crepes on the job at hand, they were very good too. In short, I think it was the day c OMIM better and cheaper.
After we eat there a pub nearby to take a few pints. The first that arrived, called Barfly ("bar fly?) Looked very shabby, but still could not enter because the door was a guy and a chick that told us we had to pay to enter .. . is that there would be a concert inside or something. Total, we spent looking for them and other pub.
Nearby was another, and standard type, full of people watching football (some match between teams in the country, I did not notice). We climbed to the top floor to drink up the paint. José Luis this time was requested Ale instead of a Lager, and had to leave half. Others the test and the truth is that was disgusting. Then he asked the waiter if that people liked him and this made the gesture of throwing: D
Apparently the Ale is not usually drink much, and more in summer because it is more refreshing or self that. ... The fact is that there he stood ... And José Luis offset the issue of the beer drinking in José Antonio while he was clueless to the camera: D

After beers Camdentown crossed again to go to the subway station and to go to our next destination: Tower Bridge.


28. Tower Bridge and the Tower of London

On the way to Tower Bridge Diego Pissing was back and so we are looking for toilet cafe to take a step cafelillo. As it is not easy, we got into the first we saw who had services: Café Rouge. A French style café, which should be a franchise because we saw some more for other parts of London. The fact is that here we had a record of 2 things: first, we encalomaron well with the price, came face the piss. The second is that in the UK by a a chocolate milk hot chocolate understand clearly, we are, the more milk than anything else. That "things clear and chocolate thick" is not sound familiar. As we got to piss
Tower Bridge, we are corresponding photos and we got to the Tower of London. The Tower Bridge is not much to see apart from the bridge itself with its towers. I have been seeing pretty open and it is the only bridge across the Thames that opens to let boats pass, but no such luck. Across the river is the Tower of London, which is not a tower but a kind of castle. Inside are kept the crown jewels, you can visit, but skip that visit us because they said it was and did not deserve payment off, as you spend rapidillo mounted on a conveyor belt in front of the window of the jewelry and has no interest. We already bloated to see jewelry in Harrod's.

While we were next to the Tower of London, saw a guy that looked something behind my back and stood with his mouth open. I turned around and was passing a bus with the word FUCKERS (fuckers), written in huge red letters on its side ... people freak out: D Too bad I did not have time to take a picture.

29. St. Paul and the sushi

After the Tower, we went to St. Paul because yesterday we saw today was a Mass at 19:00 so we could probably get to see inside the cathedral and its famous dome. When we arrived we found that the Mass was given in the square outside the cathedral, and could not go inside of it because there were some guys guarding the entrance. Overall, we expect a while to see if I was to go in and we could get us.
While we waited, Diego went around taking pictures, and at one point someone was sitting inside a Japanese restaurant that was there, such that food passes through the bar on a conveyor belt and you take what you want eat. We went to see what was there and what we are eating sushi and drinking beer. It turns out that again he was peeing and entered to see if they could go to meódromo, and met him upon entering a Japanese waiter making a marking, and of course, gave him something that would only piss sitting with what ended up eating 17 pounds of sushi .... piss another facet, but at least he says he enjoyed as a dwarf.

priests Soon they entered the church, and people began to come so we tried to get us too, but Jose Luis and Jose Antonio that went before had to turn back because only he could get halfway from there The road was closed. So we could not see the dome ... damn looks are for visits to churches ....

30. Another Piccadilly time, and dinner in Planet Hollywood

We pulled over to Piccadilly Circus, chorraditas bought some souvenirs in a shop and gave us a tour of the Virgin Megastore, making us one picture with a statue of Link, the hero of the game Zelda. My girlfriend started to feel a little sick, probably because we had enough without eating anything and had not stopped walking, so we went to Planet Hollywood for dinner there. We had to wait
Diego and Elena while buying some T-shirts at a nearby store, and finally we ordered and ate. While we ate, we were taken with a camera mounted on the roof with a giant screen.
At the dinner ticket We included a 12.5% \u200b\u200bin payment for the service (the first site in which we did, the rest is supposed to be voluntary). But the ticket had a 15% discount on purchases you did in the Planet Hollywood store, if buy more than 20 pounds. We went down to the store and bought some shirts. The girl who served us was English and she told us she had been there a year living and working, and although it was an expensive city, salaries and were well compensated. Sometimes she even continued to make the conversion from pounds to euros and said "joer that expensive," but in reality, with the salaries of things there are not that expensive. It did not seem appropriate Asked how much he paid, so I stayed with curiosity ...

We took the Piccadilly, which should be called because it was petadísimo Petadilly people. That burden, by god. Anyway, we got to Victoria and once there, the girls except Elena went to the hotel and the rest of us went to a pub to take the penultimate ...

When I arrived at the hotel I told my girlfriend who had called his sister and in Almería not stop raining and it was getting colder in the winter ... Seeing is believing!

And sleep ...
tomorrow just as well ...

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Trip to London (III)

14. Second day: Friday

The second day we came back down to breakfast early, but as usual Elena and Diego came a little later. Meanwhile others were asking, and this time we asked how we wanted the eggs, so when the girl came to bring us coffee José Luis said in perfect English if he could get Lepe scrambled eggs instead of fried. Not if they already had fried eggs when asked and had to throw or what, but I got the feeling that was funny not because it was like grumbling and I think it was pooping in our dead.
José Luis, as usual, ate three toast I eat at the expense of only one, the very asshole. And nothing else to note ... put on the boots after breakfast we hit the streets willing to spend a little more the soles of shoes.

15. Buckingham Palace


We give a little walk to Buckingham Palace, which was not far from the hotel, intending to see the changing of the guard, but when we arrived it was not until 11:30 and had still a couple of hours with what we just see the palace from the outside, reaching the conclusion that it is not hard as a palace, making us the required pictures and get out to see other things.



16. Westminster, Big Ben, Parliament, the London Eye and the Chipmunks

On the way to Westminster Abbey where we passed a small park has Bia a farmhand feeding squirrels. He made us laugh because the bugs took her hand pipes with confidence and ran to bury them there. José Luis asked the type of pipes if you could give some to try to give them it to the squirrels, but should be Scottish Julaia because he would not drop or a pipe with the excuse that it was dangerous because the squirrels gnawed and it almost tear off a finger and no more than mental straws. Total, which stood there with the Agarrao their pipes and we at least with some photos.

We reached the door of Westminster Abbey and we find it plated and a sign with opening hours in front of the door. It is open every day except on Sundays, but on Friday closed, I guess being the first day of Passover (I think there call it Good Friday), we also aim. Good thing going around the block in the back of the abbey, apart from having a beautiful facade covered in ivy is a small door that leads to the cloister, and that really was open so we could see but. A very beautiful cloister, reminiscent of the movie of Harry Po tter, especially when some kids walked by with a captain who does not know if the choir would be going to class or defense against the dark arts or what ...
were looking at the gravestones on the floor (It's all full of people buried there, as in the movie Poltergeist) and statues of famous people, soldiers, priests, and that, had the walls, and José Antonio looking at a of them asked who the hell would the breadwinner, and whether it would be famous as the inventor of the handle for left or what: D
After the photos and do some clown out there, we departed and we went to Across the river to ourselves pictures with Big Ben and Parliament in the background.

Then we went to see the London Eye, a huge Ferris wheel (apparently the highest in the world) instead of trays has a oval glass booths that turns very slowly, almost imperceptibly. Its function is to provide an overview of London from more than 130 meters. We went up because apparently you must book in advance, or pay almost 30 pounds per head (45 euros) if you buy the tickets at the site, and it seemed a little expensive. The next time we go reserve.


17. Downing Street, Trafalgar Square and National Gallery

the way to Trafalgar Square we Downing Street, which is the street where, at number 10, British Prime Minister lives. But we were a bit deluded if we thought that was accessible to the street peacefully, as it is enclosed by a fence and if you can not see in any circumstance. Total, we spent long and we got to Trafalgar Square.
Trafalgar Square is a fairly large square, whose center is Nelson's Column and the background the art museum known as the National Gallery, where you can see for example the famous painting by Van Gogh's Sunflowers . " We kept to ndon photos in the square and José Luis and I saw that people were coming up to the lions that are at the foot of the column Nelson and decided to do the same. We hope to come down a Catalan who had one of the lions and then we went up. José Luis gave a Rodeito to increase the lion by his side and I preferred encararmarme the back, which I thought was safer, though I had to help one of the Catalans pushing me a little, because the lion slips fucking bad thing and not is to grip.
After a while the clown to the lions, we went into the National Gallery, which was the only museum we visited where not allowed to take pictures or record video with the camera. We did a quick little turn and went to eat.

18. Eating at the Salisbury Pub

We went to eat at this pub that we recommended the brother of Diego. Beautifully decorated, very friendly waitress and this did have toilet!. In addition, the staircase leading down to the s services had the entire wall covered with old advertising signs, which gave a very interesting touch. The pub food was fine ... without being to shoot rockets. Those who asked were roast beef are the most unhappy, because it was a bit sosillo. Others called it looks like burgers were quite good, and others ask us Chicken Kiev, which was delicious, though somewhat limited. Not if Diego was wrong to ask the waitress or rolled, but the fact is that we put a Chicken Kiev for more, but as if we had put 5 more ... it quickly disappear. This pub
I first tried the Heinz ketchup and I have to admit I liked it a lot, considering I do not like ketchup.


19. Nap time, fatigue is beginning to feel

seeing things I would have followed, but the others were tired and sore feet and wanted to return to the hotel to rest a bit, so I agreed and we did. On the way we saw a bar called La Tasca English. I was amused to find a bar as well, with posters advertising beer, wine, tapas and paella. : D
While Diego and I watched the plane to see which combination best came away by subway to go to the hotel, or maybe a bus came to us, we approached a very nice old lady with 100% English side to ask if we needed help. Diego asked about the underground and the old lady told us to best use the bus, because there are several lively metro lines shut down and such. We said bus line and had to take everything with great sympathy. That grace the old woman, was tempted to take home, that face was wrinkled but with a twinkle in his blue eyes and a smile so sweet ...
Anyway at the end of the bus and we went back to get into the subway. Indeed there was a poster where the lines came were cut, but they were not whole lines but only a few stretches of a few lines. Not affected us to reach our destination so we went back to get a One Day Ticket and we went to the hotel.

Upon entering our room the heat was impressive. Luckily there was a cabinet above the dusty fan-looking take years unused. I plugged it and we could take a couple hours of nap chilly that the truth came to us very well. Meanwhile, in Almería had become the winter and almost never stopped raining. The world upside down!

20. Tate Modern

I feared that, knowing my buddies, once they had lashed the bed does not take them out of there or boiling oil, but surprisingly at 5 and a half as we had been, were emerging from their dens. The goal of the evening was approached to see the Tate Modern, and incidentally have a eyelet for St. Paul's Cathedral which is nearby, to see if we could get to her. I fucked the cathedral because it was closed, but at least we saw the outside and we took the obligatory pictures.
The Tate Modern is a modern building, filled with modern art and modern people. In my opinion, is an ugly building like hitting a parent, like a renovated industrial building. And the art is inside what might be called between ugly and very ugly, but there are works that are for my taste reach the category of "so horrific that you feel like to tear your brain with teeth." Besides having
escalators that go directly from first to third floor, bypassing the second (it looks that this is "modern"), there are a few tubular slides (c'mon, a "tubolanes") ranging from some plants to the ground floor and for which you can pull up paying a few pounds. What of the slides was curious, but we ran out to try them because the queue had to throw us off his win ...
On the top floor was a sort of bar where they served beer and tapas unpleasant aspect we did not dare to try. In short, a place where at least us a laugh with the "works of art displayed, and the mess that we got to the escalators, but otherwise quite forgettable ...

21. Thai dinner in Soho

As dinnertime approached, we headed to Soho in search of a Thai restaurant called Tuk Tuk who recommended the brother of Diego. When we got the truth is that not what we expected to find, since I at least expected a site style Chinese restaurant, lavishly decorated with an exotic and what we found was an ordinary local who looked like a fast food place. But since we were there, and we were told we would have to wait about 10 minutes until they were empty tables.
passed 10 minutes, we sit and pray. The letter had a lot of things, many of them with rice or noodles. Diego's brother in law told us that the soups were put there biggie, so Jose Antonio, with his usual gluttony called nosequé soup and noodles as well. We drink beer almost every one Thai (Thai beer), but the waiter understood Tiger and that is what brought us. But just as the Tiger was a Thai beer, so everything perfect.
The food was good, although not to shoot rockets. Some complained it was a little bland, but my noodles were fine. José
Antonio was a show that brought the soup, that was not a bowl ... this was a kettle! was the size of a urinal, and on top was spicy soup. Have seen it done eating the soup powder, red as a tomato and sweating ... In the end, and for the first time in history, food won the game and had to surrender and leave a little soup, and almost all the noodles that had been requested. At this point there is a before and after the visit of Jose Antonio at Tuk Tuk ... since then, would never be the same. The singers write songs and legends about the event, and reflected in the history books. : D

Leaving Tuk Tuk of us caught a black despollandose of laughter that should go pretty full man. For me I wanted to get us hand in the portfolio, with a roll of laughter and cachondeito, so we got rid of him as we could and we headed to Chinatown.

22. Chinatown

This neighborhood has a nice Chinese arc lights on one of the streets that provide access, and apart from that there are many Chinese out there floating around, and lots of shops and Chinese restaurants. I had the monkey to eat chocolate so I got into a little shop I saw and found I had lots of chocolate things, including a variety of types of sticks such as the Mikado, but with different flavors, different types of chocolate, sizes, etc ... Come on, stick-Mora ME got those. Buy a fat that had 2 kinds of chocolate, one over another, they were really good, and others of white chocolate with honey, which also were to be out ...
there also gave us a little murga a beggar asking for money, but we got rid of him quickly and went to give the rod to another.

23. Picadilly Circus

When we get tired of going around in Chinatown (which is not there much to see there), we went to Picadilly Circus. This is the place that is always seen in pictures or in movies, which has a building covered with huge electronic billboards advertising various brands. In addition, there is what I believe is the largest Virgin Megastore in the world, and especially great, lots of people everywhere.
Since there was a nearby Planet Hollywood entered the merchandising store which is on the ground floor and then up to the restaurant to look around a bit and make us photos with the statue of Terminator, Excalibur or armor.
also curious a little souvenir shop next door was there, and then try to enter the Virgin Megastore, but it was closed already, so we took the subway and headed back to Victoria Station. From there we went to take the penultimate cerquita pint at a pub hotel and then to rub, which is already well ...

Demonstration On How To Masterbate With Friends

Trip to London (II)

4. The first day: Thursday

The day dawned bright, with a spectacular sunset and a blue sky without a cloud. It certainly was not what we expected to find in London, but not only was it the first day, but everyone else. And the temperature great, we could go with a short-sleeved shirt and a jacket over not too thick, and of the time still had to wear the jacket in hand.

The hotel served breakfast from 7:30 to 9:00 in the morning, so we put the mobile alarm to get up at quarter to 7, and to shower and dress with confidence to be down about 8. As we have soon, we look to the room of José Luis and Anna, who was like Diego and Elena but had a very rigged Samsung LCD TV. For my taste was the best rooms. And then we went down to see Jose Antonio, who was the individual .... and it was really individual because barely fit one person. What a shoe box!. He had just enough room for the bed, and a small hole in front of it with the TV cabinet. There was a door to the bathroom with toilet and shower but the sink was in the same room, at bedside, and you could play with your feet while you were lying ... In the hotel website put the photo of the nice room, but that had to touch them to others.

As Diego and Elena had just got off wake us for breakfast while they were wearing. Given the choice for breakfast coffee, orange juice or hot chocolate, though could ask more than one thing. There was also a self service table with a cereal, milk and fruit, although the menu said that only a piece of fruit per person. At the tables were also Sugar, salt, pepper various sauces, including HP Sauce that is seen in all parts of London, a little pot with butter and another pad with jam orange. Also I brought a couple of slices of bread per person, and eggs with bacon, choice of scrambled or fried. Come on, a strong breakfast ...
The eggs were bland but as the bacon was quite tasty as they offset one another.

finished breakfast and waited in the door of the hotel to Diego and Elena breakfast, but as they got down they were already enough people take long to serve with what, as usual, we had to wait quite a while ... ;)

trace our plan and we went to Victoria Station to buy a one day ticket (the subway is quite expensive and better to buy a ticket out of these you can use as many times as you want for a day) for 5.10 pounds each. We took the subway and went to our first destination: The British Museum.

5. British Museum

Leaving Oxford Street underground and went to the museum to give a little walk to soak up some of London's environment. We saw lots of buses 2 story, we took some pictures, browsing the shop windows and I took money from a bank teller named Abbey, but had the same logo that the Banco de Santander. I had to take the credit card, debit card because the did not give me the fucking cashier. At last we arrived at the museum after getting lost a little bit.
The British Museum archaeological stores of different civilizations and eras, and is enoooorme ... To see it all in detail would have to spend all day and still could not stand much in everything. We did not have much time so even started rather slowly in the area of \u200b\u200bEgypt, then we had to accelerate and leave us some rooms with no view, it was approaching lunchtime.
had enough people in the museum, although it was not a holiday, but we did well to go that day because the day after the Passover began there, and the other English hotel told us after they were on Saturday and was petadísimo people.

6. Covent Garden

Before lunch, we had a quick tour of Covent Garden Market, where we saw a guy doing magic tricks and some pampering characterized statues made of metal too.

7. To eat

After leaving the British Museum began to discuss where to eat. At the door of the museum had a hot dog stand that has a good pint, but the brother of Diego had recommended we try a Pizza Hut buffet that was there, so after the brief visit to Covent Garden first got us in a pub and have a few pints of beer and then we went to Pizza Hut to do to repent the day decided to buffet free.
The pub beer was pretty good, ask a Lager type, and select the Kronenbourg. Do not get too cold, but not bad. Moreover, as pointed Diego, the funny thing is that although they are not very cold temperature maintained during the time it takes to drink it, do not overheat. About the price, in this pub I remember that we gained about 3 pounds per pint (about 4.5 euros)

The pub we went to Pizza Hut but was full of people, so look for another (there are pizza huts kicking ) and found that all had a buffet, or at least all we saw. We got to the inside, and you could only choose between pizza buffet for 4.95 pounds, or buffet of pizza, pasta and salad for 5.95. The truth is that one does not control that, because the pizzas, pasta and salad ingredients together and there was no one controlling what I missed you. I guess like so many other things to simply rely on the honesty of the people, something that we are not accustomed English.
However, we were honored and pedirmos buffet of everything, and I know if I would come out that day to make a cash account, because you just needed to see the mountains of pieces of pizza that caught my hungry friends to realize that the business was for us, and not for the pizza.

Anyway, we ate well and thoroughly, and we got the energy to face the rest of the day. We went from tipping as it is assumed that the tip is to service, but when we were serving buffet us, so ....

8. Forbidden Planet

D fter eating women were devoted to further examine the Covent Garden market and shops around, and men, like good geeks we are, we entered the Forbidden Planet store where had figures of all sorts of characters from comics, tv series, movies .... as well as comics, books, DVD's. costumes and merchandising of all kinds. Awesome store. There was a section with heaps DVD editions TV series, ancient and modern. Even series that I had no idea that had been released on DVD some time, like Blake's 7, or the Tomorrow People.

9. The time and limited cafelito Toilets

After much walking and would take a coffee mood for beer and empty bladders, so we got into the first Starbucks we saw that there are indeed kicking. As first things first, oteamos a bit in search of service and of course what we saw, we asked. To our surprise, no service, so with them we go in search of another cafe where they had meódromo. Here we noticed another difference between UK and Spain. At least not always in London pubs and cafes have services. In Spain you must have it, but apparently there is not, so finding a place to take a meadita not so easy. At the end we got into an arcade where we spotted a sign indicating that they had Toilet, so after circling around (was very big and quite chaotic, with stairs everywhere, neon colors and lots of people ) we found the meódromo and we let nature take its course.
more calmly now we got into another Starbucks and English when they saw that we were put to meet a girl that was so, so we could rest a bit of English and understand each other better. The English girl was nice and friendly, but another Englishman who had had a bad fuck that pa why.

10. Harrod's

After coffee we had a tour of Harrod's, which is like the English Court, but real English ... There a lot to look but nothing to play, but with cars that looked at the door dressed as admirals metiendoles types of shopping bags in the trunk and becomes one with the idea that just will not go in the Mercadona neighborhood. Inside there is a hall decorated like in ancient Egypt, with statues of pharaohs, columns and such, all very posh. Well, we were seeing watches worth about 70,000 pounds (about 115,000 euros), so one can get an idea of \u200b\u200bhow they spend there.
Another thing that caught my attention is the curious distribution of the site, and you're in a room watching jewelry jewelry display cases, go through a door and find yourself in a bloodbath. Interesting contrast.
And not much else to say about Harrod's, apart from the memorial that are dedicated to Diana and Dodi that is uglier than a pain, and a statue of the owner of wax out there because it is so real that it seems that from one moment to another is going to climb down to say hello.

11. Hyde Park

After Harrod's we went to Hyde Park to have a stroll to between the trees and take a break from the bustle. Very nice park, lots of grass and a lovely lake, but the trees were still mostly leafless. Sure in a few months is better.
In the lake there, lots of ducks and swans, and there we sat for a while, watching the ducks and resting. And Elena amusing to scare the pigeons: D


12. Dinner with show

As dusk began to cross Hyde Park in search of a subway station and went to Oxford Street. There gallivant a bit to find a small alley, which I remember as it's called but it was very close to another called Marlborough Street, and was full of pubs. we got one that was good looking and was quite lively and a waiter told us to go up above that had room.
climbed, another waiter served us, we sit down and ask a few pints, and Anne and I that we were hungry we also ask the famous Fish & Chips, to see how it was.
While waiting to be served, the show began: a girl who was with friends at the table in front suffered a seizure and do not see that mess. They had to call an ambulance, the poor girl on the floor convulsing and throwing up half the friends helping as they could ... Soon the ambulance arrived and climbed the toilets. The girl had calmed down a bit but was still bad, so they put oxygen and taken away.
The waiter apologized later in serving, but of course ... I was doing. They gave us drinks and fish & chips and we talked a while with the waiter, who was French and had friends in Spain, etc, etc ... The fish & chips was not bad, basically a piece of battered fish with chips and a couple of sauces for my taste but I found it quite dull. The good news is that fish had virtually no thorns, found only 2 or 3.

13. Back to hotel

As we were tired we returned to the hotel, but by de Diego, José Antonio and me there was some intention to stay a little longer of beers out there, but ultimately overcame fatigue and we all went to hotel.
Back at the hotel, we caught the front desk and proceeded to search us and told us we had to pay 3 nights and missing, so we paid and went to rub. I paid with a debit card with no problems (visa electron) but back in Spain, to watch the movements I have seen that the bank charged me $ 2-plus fee for foreign purchases.
And nothing more, just beaten down and stay in bed until the next day fried.

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Travel to London (I)

Easter this bridge have been in London, a city that had long wanted to visit and thanks to budget airlines operating in Almeria is a little closer.
started planning the trip months ago my girlfriend and I and some friends who, to remain anonymous, call Diego, Elena, José Luis, Ana and Jose Antonio. It seemed impossible that we could all agree to take a trip together, but in the end thanks to the tenacity of José Antonio who was in charge of searching for airline tickets and a little to motivate all It got under way. I'll try to recount the trip with all the details to be able to remember, now that I have it even cooler.

1. Preparations

air tickets booked online at the company Ryanair, and we did about 150 euros per head, round trip, including taxes. A little more expensive than usual because Easter. Diego took over the hotel, and reserve the first one that had no bathroom in the rooms, but had one common. But the weekend following his brother stayed in the same hotel and we said you better look at another, because they do not have bathroom is a real pain in the ass, especially if you're going to be 4 days ... As we wanted to have fun and not go skimping booked at another hotel, the Alexander Hotel , besides having bathroom was almost next to Victoria Station, which came to us very well because the airport bus left us there. It was more expensive, 100 euros per night for a double room, and 75 the simple, if I remember correctly, and had to pay the first night in advance, but decided to stay with this hotel. As we arrived
between Stansted Airport after 11 pm and from there had to catch a bus to London arrive at the hotel quite late, I wrote an email Diego commenting if there were any problems, but they said no, and no one would leave the keys in reception rooms and the hotel at the door, under a bucket! These Brits are a pear!
Diego was also responsible for his brother to ask that we make a small guide recommended sites we see, and this gave him a detailed planning of the sites that we see every day, places to eat and all that, and also lent London guide book too breaded.

2. The trip

We went to the airport with Ana and Jose Luis in the cab of a buddy, and soon there was José Antonio. We put in the queue to check in and Justito Diego and Elena came when we played (Diego and punctuality are two words that rarely appear together in the same sentence). We wanted to check the luggage together to give us seats together on the plane, but here we learn that in the Ryanair seats are not numbered, so .... fag last!
The maximum weight per bag was 15 kilos, and it did not permit gathering luggage of 2 people in a single package of 30, although billed together, so I had to take one suitcase per person maximum 15 kilos, or pay 8 euros per kilo ... The only carrying one suitcase for the two were Jose Luis and Ana but I weighed exactly 15 kilos, one gram or more ... nor that they were prepared ...

After a few laps around we went to the gate, pass the hand luggage x-ray scanner we went through the metal detector. A button Diego blew my pants and that wore a handful of coins in your pocket, it blew me ... Curious ... The plane rose

first shipment had paid preferred because it is that if you were paying 3 euros left on board first and get a place, and the other as all galore ... But we got good catch together sites so we could enjoy 3 hours of flight defenestrations in marathon games of Mario Kart and Bomberman on the Nintendo DS ...

When arriving at Stansted were told by loudspeaker that they could buy tickets for train and bus to central London on the same plane, a little cheaper than at the airport. This message was repeated in English, and was all he said in English throughout the flight. We buy all tickets roundtrip bus, 15 pounds or 21 euros, could be paid both ways. We do not buy train because I believe the last out at 12 and we would go a fair bit, while buses had all night ...

After some rough landing, enter the terminal and arrived at passport control, where there would be one or two million people doing multiple queues to pass through the controls. You see several flights arriving at the same time and pass control took us a while ... And a detail to consider: the tourists from the European Union, just ask them your ID to enter. We read that the passport was needed and we had a little concern with that, because Diego, Elena and José Antonio had not made and were only with the DNI, but there was no problem.
After we took the suitcases and went to ask a counter bore the name of the bus company of tickets that we had purchased (Terravision). There we took the plastic cards that we had been on the plane and switched to paper tickets with departure and return. The time of return had to fix it, and chose to return at 13:15 to go early (the return flight left at 17:05). The first problem came when the guy told the cards, and there were 6 and we were 7. Ellen was missing. She said she had given it to Diego, and Diego that he did not. There had been discussing and looking for the card until the guy and retold them were seven ... not if the likes of Diego and Elena were stuck or did the guy rolled up and put another card ... the fact is that we could go from there and go to the bus stop.
While queuing to board the bus presents the second problem ... planning guidance and the brother of Diego are not. Had to stay at the counter while searching Terravision bus card. Total, Helen went to see if it was there but nothing yet, the fence was gone and the front desk knew nothing ... Diego thankfully remembered quite well the planning, but would have to buy another guide to his brother ...

finally got on the bus and drive to central London. Having arrived in London the driver at one point we see that the cock is a mess and gets on the wrong track crossing the Tower Bridge. It reverses the help of my friend José Luis begins to teach him and after we correct the path that is the first time you do this route and only takes a couple of weeks in London working on the bus, which is Italian and this and that.
After a half hour drive and chat with the Italian arrived at Victoria Station. There we met the third problem ... No one thought to write down the name of the street was the hotel, or print a completely level or anything. Just know the name and that was near the station. At the end wondering where it was and told us there we went. He was very near the station, about 500 meters or so, in a street would have some 15 hotels, all the same style, next to one another in both sidewalks along about 40 or 50 meters.

3.

Hotel Next to the hotel door was a staircase leading down to a small patio where you let the rubbish bins. For here, under a plastic cube, actually were the keys and a paper with the names of guests and room number. Just as we were in that other group of English came looking for his keys under the bucket ... It's amazing what leaving the keys there ... that you do in Spain and the second time the keys disappear in 5 minutes and you fill the hotel squatters. Spain is different, really.

Each set of keys had 2 the room and the door of the hotel, so you could come and go at any time without there being nobody at the reception.

We divided the rooms and well, the first impression is that the hotel is very old and small rooms. In our room had a bed high wooden canopy, but without the material, only with the canopy frame. A very old cabinet which could not be opened because the boxes below sinking timber, dresser with multiple drawers, a 14-inch TV with a satellite decoder and a floor with a carpet that had seen better days. On the positive side we had a terrace just above the entrance to the hotel, and our bathroom was the only one who had bath (the other one shower, although it would be better called "hole-in shower.") The control of the TV had the old ones, and the deco was not directly, but also gave us the same because we were going to watch TV.
In the bathroom there was a special cord could put in 2 voltages, 125 and 220 v, and did not need adapter for European plugs, but had a sign that warned it was only to use the razor. I guess things would not be ready for more power, and dryers hair and such ...
The principle in the room could hardly see anything because we only find the light switch in the bathroom, and the lamps that had on the bed, one of which was cast and the other shone like a candle. Finally found the light from the ceiling, hiding in the minimum space between the bathroom door and the door. With the overhead light turned on things and had another look.
In the room there is only mention that the ceiling was high enough that the door leading to the terrace was not blind, but a thick curtain, and the bathroom door 3 in 1 urgently needed because it was a terrible noise every time that opened it. Oh, and that the mattress was so soft that it almost seemed as sleeping on a waterbed. Still was not bad and when you got used were comfortable.
As for cleaning, but everything was very old it is also true that he was very clean, and we can not put any hits in that regard.
As for noise, because when everyone is asleep is silent, but as people start walking around the room, opening and closing doors or up and down stairs the noise is tremendous, everything creaks everywhere (is that under the carpet the floor is wood) and walls do not seem very thick either.
And one last detail, at least in our room had a dispenser hand soap, and several bars of soap, but no shampoo ... had to make do with hand soap to wash your hair.

We looked at the room that was Diego and Elena in front of ours, on the first floor, and was a little bigger than ours was bigger TV screen and looked flat and furniture purchased in a market, because each was a different style ...

And once installed, we went to sleep. Interestingly not at all cold, and well into the morning did not have to cover ourselves with the blanket ... was a preamble to the climate that we were going to find these days.